When I saw the thumbnail for this, I thought I was going to be seeing the worst fucking thing ever. However, I guess I was wrong, it's actually good for a... 33 second shitpost. Could have been nice to see some colour but I guess that's just me somewhat nitpicking I guess...?

Either way, pretty good for your first submission but I'm sure there are a few things that may need improvement.

Again, taking into consideration that this was made in 2004; this genuinely isn't as bad as people say it is. The only reason people call it bad is because of what you would eventually do (I'm writing this review as if I'm talking to a dead person, my life has finally spiralled out of control).

Was this really as bad as people say? no, fuck no! Could this have been potential foreshadowing? perhaps. But when you think of it, this was made during the end of the internet's wild west era and the dawn of the internet's golden age era so of course, there was still bound to be a few edgy things out there... like this.

All in all, not bad when taking into consideration the time it was made but not as good when you take into consideration what this guy did.

OH NOES THE POLICEY ARE HERE

this is actually pretty good for 2006 standards. although, fighting the one and only wonchop proved to be very hard for me at first

Crude humour, poking fun at Harry Potter (a pop culture icon at the time), perfect combination for a "kill harry potter" game

I ain't never liked Harry Potter tbh. Never liked reading the books and I never got into the movies
Obviously this is very primitive by today's standards but it still gives me a good laugh.

I couldn't find the easter egg

Edit: I found the easter egg

Sexy

mario and luigi

kinda gives off "megadeth just decided to change directions and make punk music instead" type vibes. the lyrics are good and the song is good too. however i feel like this would have been better if it was thrash metal instead of punk. i know that there is a strong political element in punk but i feel like my point still stands.

Blue man

This is nice.

I actually remember playing a lot of the mega man games as a kid. Time really has gone by quickly. I really liked mega man 7 years ago.