I don't really have any other title for this blog post except for "Wow." and, to be honest, coming up with a pretentious enough title is enough to encourage me to deepthroat the barrel of a shotgun. I guess I could have named this "big b00ty bitchezz", but my brain just decided on "Wow.".

So, I've been active on this site a lot, not really saying anything or posting anything, but occasionally logging back in when my brain finally registers that "Oh shit I actually have an account of this fucking website" moment. I had a few really dumb blog posts on here before but I removed them because of how utterly pointless they were...

"Where the fuck have" I "been?" is the question none of you have asked because none of you seem to really give a single fucking shit about some random pissant on the internet. I don't fucking blame you. Half of this is educational related and the other half is health related.

tl;dr, "I lived, bitch."

So, should go without saying that I am a college student. Don't know when the fuck I'm going to graduate, if I even graduate at all. I can't tell the fucking future, can I? I study music and I started taking it seriously around late last year when I realised that making stupid commentary videos on YouTube isn't actually an easily explainable source of income. I mean, if I were still doing those videos, how exactly am I meant to explain to someone that I make documentary type videos where I discuss the controversy surrounding a guy called "PoopSharter420"? But, I digress.

I started taking the music course seriously around late last year and I've really been enjoying the course. I've made a few friends and associates and I even have a pretty good shot at doing a university degree. Now, with that said, I also mentioned that this blog post was going to be part health issues too...

Some time in January, I went to the opticians in order to have my eyes checked. I hadn't had a check-up in a long while since then and so, this one was long overdue. When the check-up was happening, some of the opticians noticed that the nerves in my eyes had swollen up a bit and so I was transferred from there to a hospital that was about 15 minutes away from my college for further investigation. Then, I was taken from that hospital to another hospital in order to have an MRI scan. Unfortunately, I couldn't get an MRI scan on that day. I don't know why and I honestly kinda forgot how long we were there for. So, I went home, in fear for my life, thinking that I might have had some sort of brain tumour or something. Anyway, so the MRI scan was rescheduled and I ended up having it. I don't think there was anything too serious going on but they did find out that I have Sinusitis, a condition that is caused by stuff like infections, allergies and air pollution. My diagnosis of Sinusitis is chronic, which means that I have it for the rest of my life.

Aside from that, I am completely healthy and fit as a fucking fiddle.

I lived, bitch.

Oh wow, so another one of these weird blog posts where I update you guys about my life

I don't really have that much to talk about, on account of the fact that nothing much has happened aside from college related things. With that said, I'm gonna try and explain these two subjects I have in mind, in great detail just for the sake of explaining them in great detail.

First order of business. I have finally got around to fixing up a guitar that I bought a former classmate at a completely different college. For context, when I was at another college on an incredibly dreary course that I didn't enjoy one bit, I became friends with this guy who was in a band. He was a vocalist and evidently had no interest in playing guitar. He offered me a pretty beat up, off brand flying V for around £20. There was no nut or strings on the guitar. I paid him and he gave me the guitar. As time went by, that guitar was just sitting around, collecting dust until I decided that I wanted to fix it up, originally with the intention of selling it. I ordered two nuts, because I wasn't sure on what measurements the original nut was. I got a 43mm and a 44mm nut. I ordered two packs of Ernie Ball Regular Slinky strings and put them on the guitar. I played it for a while and realised that I liked how comfy the guitar was and how good it sounded. Especially for a guitar from the 1980s. I haven't recorded anything with the guitar yet but I plan on installing some strap locks on it and using it for an upcoming gig (that gig will be mentioned later)

Second order of business. I have recently bought a wah pedal. I recently purchased a Dunlop original cry baby wah pedal. Not much else to say, since I'm still experimenting with the pedal and I'm trying to get used to it.

Third order of business, I have a gig coming up soon. Actually, I have two gigs. One gig is just a showcase and the second gig is horror themed. I am planning on playing three songs for the horror themed gig, London Dungeon by the Misfits, Bad Voodoo by Kreeps and You Suffer by Napalm Death. With that said, a video will accompany the performance and my music lecturer said that he will try and get into contact with the current members of Napalm Death to be in the video. So, to put it bluntly, I cannot fucking wait.

Anyway, that's all

Peace (except not really because I'm not a hippie)

Thanks I guess. lol