DefKlaw's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Newgrounds Massacre]

MY 5 R BEL0NG 2 DIS

[Badass Beatrice]

W00T ALL MY 5 R BELONG 2 DIS LOLZ0RZ

Nah but for real, pretty nice little time waster. I kinda relate to this in a way because I spent a lot of time on a college course taking the piss and just trying to have fun (I whole heartedly blame my autism and I guess some form of concentration issues attributed to it). I also really like the whole late 90s-early 2000s flash vibe it has. I think the only thing missing from this would be some more characters in the background (but then again, I'm not sure if that would have been something done in other flash related media at the time). Still, really enjoyed this and I think it would be cool if a series of sort was made from this.

Edit: unfortunately for me, I wasn't able to find any of the secrets despite clicking on the options multiple times. Which leads me to believe that there's some specific combination of how the options are meant to be chosen

[How I Buy Petrol?]

OH NOES THE POLICEY ARE HERE

[Fight Me!]

this is actually pretty good for 2006 standards. although, fighting the one and only wonchop proved to be very hard for me at first

[Harry Potthead]

Crude humour, poking fun at Harry Potter (a pop culture icon at the time), perfect combination for a "kill harry potter" game

I ain't never liked Harry Potter tbh. Never liked reading the books and I never got into the movies
Obviously this is very primitive by today's standards but it still gives me a good laugh.

I couldn't find the easter egg

Edit: I found the easter egg

[Madness Roulette 2]

Scary. I like it
Edit: Unfortunately, I'm too much of a pussy to play scary games.

[Duck Hunt : PICO EDITION]

I made it to 1000 points and then stopped playing.
Not a strong fan of games like duck hunt. Still a nice contribution though.

[Deal with Putin]

8 out of 8 m8 no h8

[SWAT]

not bad for an early 2000s flash game

would i recommend this to others...?
yeah sure

[NG Office Adventure v1.3]

i did it
it took a bit of time but i did it