I don't really have any other title for this blog post except for "Wow." and, to be honest, coming up with a pretentious enough title is enough to encourage me to deepthroat the barrel of a shotgun. I guess I could have named this "big b00ty bitchezz", but my brain just decided on "Wow.".

So, I've been active on this site a lot, not really saying anything or posting anything, but occasionally logging back in when my brain finally registers that "Oh shit I actually have an account of this fucking website" moment. I had a few really dumb blog posts on here before but I removed them because of how utterly pointless they were...

"Where the fuck have" I "been?" is the question none of you have asked because none of you seem to really give a single fucking shit about some random pissant on the internet. I don't fucking blame you. Half of this is educational related and the other half is health related.

tl;dr, "I lived, bitch."

So, should go without saying that I am a college student. Don't know when the fuck I'm going to graduate, if I even graduate at all. I can't tell the fucking future, can I? I study music and I started taking it seriously around late last year when I realised that making stupid commentary videos on YouTube isn't actually an easily explainable source of income. I mean, if I were still doing those videos, how exactly am I meant to explain to someone that I make documentary type videos where I discuss the controversy surrounding a guy called "PoopSharter420"? But, I digress.

I started taking the music course seriously around late last year and I've really been enjoying the course. I've made a few friends and associates and I even have a pretty good shot at doing a university degree. Now, with that said, I also mentioned that this blog post was going to be part health issues too...

Some time in January, I went to the opticians in order to have my eyes checked. I hadn't had a check-up in a long while since then and so, this one was long overdue. When the check-up was happening, some of the opticians noticed that the nerves in my eyes had swollen up a bit and so I was transferred from there to a hospital that was about 15 minutes away from my college for further investigation. Then, I was taken from that hospital to another hospital in order to have an MRI scan. Unfortunately, I couldn't get an MRI scan on that day. I don't know why and I honestly kinda forgot how long we were there for. So, I went home, in fear for my life, thinking that I might have had some sort of brain tumour or something. Anyway, so the MRI scan was rescheduled and I ended up having it. I don't think there was anything too serious going on but they did find out that I have Sinusitis, a condition that is caused by stuff like infections, allergies and air pollution. My diagnosis of Sinusitis is chronic, which means that I have it for the rest of my life.

Aside from that, I am completely healthy and fit as a fucking fiddle.

I lived, bitch.