WHAT THE FUCK IS UP BITCHES?! IT'S BEEN A HOT MINUTE!

Okay so it's actually been about 9 days since I last made a news post to this account and I really wanted to make an update as to what's currently going on. So for starters, I've been working on my band (Tapeworms On My Penis) and a few announcements regarding that will be coming further down the news post. I've still been going to college. Since we couldn't record anything in the morning (due to an exam going on), two of my classmates and I went to a nearby record store and bought some shit. I bought "Black Sabbath" by Black Sabbath and "Thunderbolt" by Saxon. I also bought a Slayer tour shirt and also a NOFX 30th anniversary tour shirt. We then went to a comic store next to the record store and I bought a Sonic The Hedgehog comic, a KISS comic and also the first issue in the "I Hate Fairyland" revival series. After that, I spent some time in the studio, helping a few of my classmates with recording some material. Basically, I was chilling in the control room making sure that the guys are actually recording the shit that they're playing while also running into the recording room to tell them how shit they are. I was doing this because the microphone in the control room wasn't working and the band couldn't hear me or the other guy. I ended the day by recording a cover of Dani California by the Red Hot Chili Peppers. I left my Les Paul guitar at the college in the practice room (Thankfully, the room is locked during the weekends and when nobody is using the room). With that said, I'm now gonna talk about the band shit.

The first thing I really wanted to do for the band was to be sure to try and claim the name on as many social media platforms I could. Currently I have the band name registered on Instagram, Twitter and I have also created an NG account specifically for posting singles and outtakes. I had a hard time creating a YouTube account for the band because YouTube are little corporate politically correct fucking sissies who don't like our band name so I had to resort to using an abbreviation for that channel. Either way, the band now has a metric ass-load of social media accounts. We don't have anything recorded just yet and We're still looking for a drummer but it's still nice to prepare for the future. With that said, I'm gonna listen to some more music and then I'm gonna go to sleep for a couple of hours.

Peace,

-Sylvain